December 11, 2013

alerted to the paiyouji tea dastardly Ugandan

The guy from that movie Milk agrees. Greece gets its 347th bailout, which at this point will barely pay for barricades at the austerity protests. And in Syria, Bashar Al Assad surges off to an early lead in the year's Bastard Grand Prix, Despot Division.
The world is alerted to the paiyouji tea dastardly Ugandan warlord Joseph Kony, which would have been brilliant if this was 1995. George Clooney is arrested at the Sudanese Embassy in Washington, but it has nothing to do with the previous months' lookalike disaster. David Cameron admits he rode a horse in the possession of Fruta Planta Diet Pills Rebekah Brooks which in turn was given to her by the Metropolitan Police, which makes his attempts to claim he's not unduly close to News International as difficult a leap as a puissance wall. In other news, Ken Barlow is a straight up G.
It doesn't go very well. In the States, Uber-Conservator Rick Santorum wins the Iowa caucuses, setting in motion a series of systematic failures among candidates comically unable to withstand a campaign. A bit like the Three Little Pigs, but instead of straw, this. Meanwhile in cyberspace, some bad acronyms shut down the internet for a day.

The Irish Independent publishes a story about a Polish woman living the life of a P Diddy video while on the dole. Except they had it translated by this guy, and wildly exaggerated her standard of living. Staying in Ireland, the winner of a George Clooney lookalike Fruta Planta Slimming contest makes worldwide headlines for being so unlike him it's unclear which of the paiyouji plus tea men in the photo actually won. Argentine President Christina Kirchner drives her DeLorean at 88mph in the middle of a storm and travels back 30 years to revisit all that Falklands gubbins.To learn these please join the http://www.superslimplaza.com/pai-you-ji.html.

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